monkey see, monkey do.

I think too much and I try to hard, but all I really want to do is get along.

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

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asheathes:

My infinite list of favourite movies ► Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

It doesn’t matter that Harry’s gone. People die every day. Friends, family. Yeah, we still lost Harry tonight. He’s still with us, in here. So’s Fred, Remus, Tonks…they didn’t die in vain. But YOU will. ‘Cause you’re wrong! Harry’s heart did beat for us! For all of us! It’s not over!”

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jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

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monetizeyourcat:

restoring market confidence

monetizeyourcat:

restoring market confidence

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inbox:

what do pokemon do inside their pokeballs

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Goodbye David Goodbye Legend - last game in David Beckham’s career

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